i only remember stuff that isnt important to the real world like every word from spongebob
(via beyoncebeytwice)
i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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drinking game where every time you take a shot you take another shot
(via beyoncebeytwice)
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
(Source: vvhatevz, via beyoncebeytwice)
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